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Get your VewGahn On [28 Mar 2016|11:50pm]




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Oingo Boingo [23 Sep 2015|07:30pm]
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What really has changed since 2004? The only thing is that there is a lot more electricity that sprays itself all over everyone. Which was a great reminder for Harry S. Truman, who unknowingly dropped the urn of the 4th Pope, releasing a black cloud of Catholic Astro-Glide. This substance was often used for the various illegal acts committed at the Vatican. The Vatican has the ability to move deep into the earths core and turn into a Russian Banya. In this Banya you will be continuously hit with leaves and develop a severe rash because the staff accidentally picked poison sumac. The rash develops into large boils which then end up popping and Kim Davis appears as if she looked like an aborted fetus. She looks like a severely stabbed seal anyways. Releasing cadaverous gases leads to whale explosions. This gas was harnessed by the 4th Reich, a collection of retired Argentinian Marines and Neo-Soul Nazis. Their purpose for this gas you may ask? Well, it is quite obvious, to inhale and give the ultimate trigger of bowl discomfort. Not really a benefit for anyone other than they are creating their own methane gas to distract their enemies. Much tamer tactics than many decades ago. Instead of trains they use Ubers and trap their victims inside. One of the victims ended up being a Robin Leach impersonator. Needless to say, to escape this foul smell he smashed out the window of the hatchback 81 Toyota and was immediately run over by a cement truck.

A bit rusty, but back in action!

See you all lateRR you Sandbox Appendages.

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Branded Moose [17 Sep 2015|09:49pm]

I'm your bread spleen, jumping on a car to make the crummy kids wheens. Eating all the cereal for lick scene. Having thousand muffins for a drip clean. Sticky fingers make me want to flick my bean. Soup and salad until the day that I dee. Burning up the crusty dresses full of red preen. Stuffing sharp objects down my peen.

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Rats Galore [30 Aug 2015|01:44pm]

If you've witnessed the attempt to circumcise a Langolier you know what it feels like to make birth water stand still.

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Names for great shit. [06 Oct 2012|12:51am]
Grass is the Lawn. Trumpet Project. Dead Grandpa's.
From Album Charlos.

Happy Birthday Egglestein.
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Mask a Deck Issue [12 Aug 2011|09:43pm]
William Tribby and Pico Salazar.
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Gay bastard [15 Oct 2007|11:24pm]
I shovel dirt with Shamu.
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[06 Apr 2007|03:06pm]
MR. T is on his way to Latvia and that is a fact, assemble the ASS in the tractor so you can drive towards a soup boat. Yes my friends, these boats are equipped with deadly weapons such as firing Molto Mario poster boards into the ocean. With that in mind, keep off the beach. It might be dangerous but this dumb commercial is bothersome so I shot my TV. The Cathode Ray tube dissolved and started running towards millions of PC parts flying around town. Someone stole my mineral water, goddammit.
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Samurai [21 Nov 2006|10:55pm]
Listen up friends. Today is a good day to get all your toys and play with them. I'm not sure why but you should test it. Tony Hope might show up with some presents for you and you will not like them. So I'd suggest you hold on to your old toys. He might come in and take them with his wheelchair. Start to fold some clothes. Watch some Channel 7 news and look for CC to get naked. If she does then your lucky day has arrived.

Watch for some new things to occur within the next few days. An example: A way up to the full white person.
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Long time no Entry bitches! [20 Nov 2006|09:52pm]
Some bands that have been interesting me lately are:

The Faceless
Necrophagist
Chick Corea Elektric Band
Animosity
All Shall Perish

and so on and so on.

Thanksgiving time is coming near and you know what that means? You don't. Well you should go out and buy yourself a turkey. Then perform sexual acts with it and serve it to the whole family. Ahh yes. Thanksgiving, what a great holiday.

PS. Mois Coisy.
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Sheeep! [11 Sep 2006|07:40pm]
Wink, Gammel Fleisch, and Turks.
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SSSS [12 Jul 2006|11:34pm]
I LOVE ZIDANE!!!
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SPLASH [08 Jul 2006|10:29pm]
There is an ass in Arse!
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Summer is over [08 Jun 2006|11:50pm]
The summer is over because some ass camper blew up his car in Jack Lemons drive and this was bad because the guy from sundance fell down the stairs and ripped his nutsack!
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SUMMER FUCKER [03 Jun 2006|12:07am]
Well shit, I think something good is about to happen. YOU SUCK!!!! EVERYONE SUCKS, WE SUCK!! STRAPPING YOUNG LAD!! AHHHHH! The NEW BLACK IS COMING!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK! FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!
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ARg [27 Mar 2006|09:28pm]
I was pantsed at Sea World!
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dg [20 Mar 2006|06:48pm]
Add the Dev with Steve Vai and you get?????? FUCKING GREAT MUSIC!!
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Old news renewed! [14 Mar 2006|12:25pm]
Well I was skimming through my old posts and had to laugh at all the comments I got from Godlike. My favorite one was that if Nucka ever were to become president this country would go down like Latvia. Haha, it's quite amazing. Also, Joe Dodd is in love with Finnish men now and likes to ride bikes backwards down staircases. It's not a very common thing but he has mastered the art of it. I'm very bored at this point and would like to purchase a house boat so I could float along the Atlantic and throw pieces of Nick Bergs head into the water. I actually bought a bucket of Nick Berg off of ebay. John Ritter was also available but I decided to buy him later on. For Christmas so I can hang him up on the tree. So I'm thinking about growing one of those handy neck beards. If I had one of those I'd look almost like Grizzly Adams on a bad hair day. Yes, some people consider that a compliment. I read about this guy called the Grizzle Man or something and he was eaten by bears. The reason why he was eaten was because he beat a bear at Black Shack and the bear got pissed. I think they even called in Mr. Darsy ... the black bear. He was really pissed and was wearing a suite. People say he's part of the Bear Mob. So to sum it all up, Grizzle Man was killed. A few weeks later Mr. Darsy was arrested for bear pornography and got life in prison. Tony Blair was freaking out and crashed his 40000 dollar orange hellicopter into Alaska. Those were my updates for today. I'm bored and for christ sake, leave me a fucking comment or two or else I'll turn into Flash Gordon.

Fuck you lamp shades with light.
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Argh, fucking aye. Pirate. [12 Mar 2006|05:44pm]
DESTROY TEH ORCS!
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[26 Feb 2006|07:34am]
Free Jazz for the entire community! FREE, FREE, FREE, FREE!
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